28 July 2010

bad news...

We here of the intrawebz inner circle are muchly saddened to announce that yes, after many long years of no actual warnings, these magical intrawebz are almost completely out of space. As in, the internet is officially full.

As such, we are asking moderators and administrators everywhere to take immediate necessary precautions to enable space for at least a few more weeks.
If you run a forum, no matter the subject matter therein, please delete all posts aged three years to this date or more. Equally, if your forums report membership exceeding 10,000 patrons but only produce a dozen or less new postings per calendar week, please consider deleting the site altogether.
We also suggest keeping the number of pornographic metalinks to whatever assorted spam attack sites down to a maximum of 13 per webpage.
As well, if you post reviews involving comics by Brian Michael Bendis or Mark Millar, or big budget films like Twilight or Avatar, or novels from Dan Brown or Stephen King, please be aware that each current work of mainstream popular culture only rates as little as several thousand simultaneous reviews scattered about hundreds upon hundreds of webzines and blogs and the like. Ask yourself: Is your take on something already written about to death really warranted?
These are trying times, to be sure, but working together we really can keep said magical intrawebz alive and running for just a bit longer.

for more information, please visit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet


And in a mostly unrelated story, Hollywood has today announced that all film production companies and studios the world over will be closing up shop effective immediately, as "We think enough movies have been made, finally."

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